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Prone Position: It's hard enough for us to get our asses down to the yoga center for our morning constitutional, but when faced with the thought of looking up and seeing some guy's brown star? Medidate on "Fuck No." Finally! Someone confirms the chocolate/PMS connection! Now dip that shit in some salt and load us up! Damned If You Do: Did you know that menus are designed to fuck with your head? Man, that's almost enough to get us to rely upon the grocery store for all of our sustenance, except that whoops. Wonder if our local sushi joint has engineered their maki roll list yet? Oh please! Do advertisers really think we're this stupid? Hey, a bottle of arsenic is probably 99% water too! Dear Beth Ditto: Part of us wants to applaud the fact that Beth Ditto is rocking out in an ill-advised miniskirt, and the other part of us wants to slip her a pair of Spanx and then smack the asshat who took these upskirts. Sadly, her bff Kate Moss has her own issues, so can't look out for our girl Beth. The comments want to know what you would do if you were Beth's bff? 4 CommentsLeave a comment |
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I think Beth Ditto is pretty rad, but I'd side with the Spanx/shorts crowd on this one. I also giggled at "flashing your Cinnabon with extra frosting."
Yeah, if I were her friend, I would strongly advise against that wardrobe choice. If my advice went unheeded, I'd tackle the asshole with the camera.
I think I'd do with Beth what I'd do with my real-life BFF--when he tries to leave his apartment in his new peach velvet skinny jeans, I gently explain to him that he looks very pretty, but not everyone can appreciate his fashion choices the way I do. Then I help him pick out a sassy outfit that doesn't make him look like Brian Boitano--you know, not so crotchy. Same deal, B. Ditto!
ok, we all know that our friends will make bad choices, I frankly consider the shirt a worse choice than the skirt. I'd say, hey hun, lets go shopping, just wait while I kick this photographers ass a minute.