Bone-y: Word on the street is that porn-loving guys have gone limp now that Jenna Jameson has lost her formerly lush curves, but judging from this picture, she's actually coming back from the brink of extinction. Dare we make a protein shake joke? Nah, too easy.

An Apple a Day: If this nation wants to get in shape, it has only to take a look at the Big Apple. Because it's designed like an obstacle course, just getting to work in the morning is like a daily dose of boot camp. The result: New Yorkers really can kick your ass and take your name.

SPAMalot: These guys ate Austin, MN's finest contribution to American culture for 30 days straight, including such concoctions as an Orange Spamberry Milkshake. Strangely enough, there was not a loaded gun pointed to their heads nor the heads of their loved ones.

Blubber Blogger: Judy Blume--the woman who made sure we understood that our periods didn't hurt (they didn't) and the first time we had sex would probably be disappointing (it was)--is making the transition from the printed page to the blogosphere. Oh hell to the YES.

Continental Breakfasts: Given that we grew up eating in the poshest dining rooms and country clubs in the region, we consider our table manners to be correct and appropriate, but this etiquette guide for travelers reminds us that we Colonists are truly a disgraceful lot at the dinner table. Brush up and save yourself some embarrassments overseas.

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