Das Brodchen: As if we couldn't love Heidi Klum more, we get the lovely mental image of her not being able to turn down plates of profiteroles and strudel and giant bratwurst. Okay, she says nothing about the bratwurst, but in our head, she's munching a sausage, okay?

We'll Pass on This Book Club: Ever since Posh started carrying around a certain book, it's been climbing up the bestseller list. If Posh becomes the Oprah Winfrey of the Diet Book industry, it may just be a sign of the apocalypse.

Fitness at Any Size: Biking isn't just for 120 pound girls in Spandex. Check out this great discussion over on Fatshionista about bikes for those of us who need a larger frame.

Septegenarian: Joan Collins proves that with a healthy sex life, 74 can be the new 30. Okay, we're officially in awe.

Beloved: Painfully gorgeous Thandie Newton has just revealed that she's a recovering bulimic and still has scars on her knuckles to prove it. 

Them's Good Eating, Y'All: Paula Deen is actively trying to kill you. Sorry, but deep-fried butter is a bit much even for us. (Thanks to Melinda for the link)

Torn: We officially don't know who to side with in this altercation. Brit? Posh? Brit? Posh? And then we realized how sad our lives have become that we're actually trying to ponder this philosophical question and we went for a walk instead.