Air Has Vitamins: Do people really seem surprised when beautiful women like Katharine McPhee actually consume food? Seriously?

Nature vs. Nurture: You've just got to feel for the size 20 identical twin sister of Ms. Bikini Universe. We  bet she's a high-powered executive who owns her own mansion and a yacht and a circus and also Pee Wee Herman's bicycle and also cured some cancer that only affects orphans--and at family get-togethers, her mom says, "Bikini, why can't you be more like your sister?"

Ouch: We don't know what's worse, the headline or the findings. But wait, isn't it a virus and therefore no more blameworthy than a cold? Does it really matter? Hooray for internal locus of control!

No Question About It: Blueberries have the best PR agent in the fruit business. Now they're tops for stomping cholesterol! Is there nothing they can't do? But can they solve crimes? No. We didn't think so. Not feeling so smug now, are you, blueberries?

The Next Name We Are Going to Call: You didn't think Miss Jay and Mister Jay had curled up in a very orange ball to wither away and die, now did you? Yep, America's Next Top Model's next cycle starts in just a few weeks. Countdown to crazy begins now.

Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes: Think you know fashion? What about fitness fashion? Now if only they came in stiletto. No, we're joking. Maybe.