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You know him. You loved him. You probably tore a page out of Bop and stuck his picture on your wall and then kissed it every night before you fell asleep. (What? Don't judge.) That's why we're very sorry to tell you that you're about to get your wish and get dirty with one of these guys. Who's casket is Molly Ringwald going to cry over? Who are you waking up to in the morning? (Hey, at least we didn't throw the Cruise in there. Rumor has it that he snores like a congested wildebeast) 6 CommentsLeave a comment |
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My "kill" is easy - Andrew McCarthy. Just... eh.
The other two... Oh GAWD. How can I choose?
I think I'd marry Keifer Sutherland, just because he's so badass, and could totally save me from anything/everything. :D
That leaves Rob Lowe to shag, which is fine by me - he's pretty to look at, but also juuust annoying enough not to marry.
well it totally depends. if we're talking about 80's Kiefer and 80's Rob Lowe, then that is WAY different from the Kiefer of today, you know what I'm saying?
In the 80's
Marry-Andrew McCarthy
Fuck-Rob Lowe
Kill-Keifer Sutherland (it's sad but I couldn't pass up an 80's Rob Lowe screw. and yes my infinite love for andrew mccarthy is weird.)
M: Keifer Sutherland -- he seems sensitive but not too sensitive.
F: McCarthy, who would probably weep as I kicked him out of bed afterward.
K: Sicko pervert Rob Lowe. I never forgave him for the sex video with the very young teenager.
Marry: Keifer Sutherland, for sure. I could totally handle waking up to David the vampire every morning - especially knowing that he grows up to become Jack Bauer!
Fuck: Rob Lowe. Oh, he's been a naughty boy indeed. *evil laughter*
Kill: that simpering git Andrew McCarthy.
As a teenager, I pondered this question for hours and hours...
Marry: Kiefer Sutherland
Fuck: Rob Lowe
Kill: Andrew McCarthy
This is tough - my answers might have been different in the 80's but now they're affected by the knowledge of what these fine men look like NOW and also where their careers have gone (in the toilet Mr. McCarthy?)
Marry: Kiefer. I hear he's a rodeo champion of some sort so that bodes well for my getting to have my own pony as well as being married to a handsome fellow with a steady job.
Fuck: I guess Andrew. He looks like he'd be plenty simpatico to my needs.
Kill: Mr. Smarmypants, Rob Lowe. I hate his smirk.