Unemployment Line: We're somewhat relieved that Paris and Nicole are officially out of work. The fat kids of the world can rest easy, knowing that they won't be receiving enemas from heiresses any time soon.

Brotha, Can You Spare a Dime? Starbucks is about to raise their prices by about 9 cents to cover rising dairy costs. We want to know why that also affects things like iced tea.

Take That, Felicity: Jaime Pressley owns the new wonder stomach. More proof that a nanny, personal chef, trainer, and working out six hours a day will give you fantastic results. Actually, we're pretty sure that she employed a stunt-double uterus to give birth a neat eight weeks ago.

Let's Get Physical: If you worry about spinning class causing you to have a heart attack, don't. A study has found that there is very little risk for women under the age of 40 having heart attacks caused by moderate to intense exercise.

Once Upon a Time: Fat girls were in style. Sort of.

Weekly Posh Tidbit: Because we can't let five days go by without filling you in on the exact zeitgeist of the Poshiverse, most beautiful person Eric Mabius (aka Daniel Mead) thinks everyone should just leave Vicks alone. She let you look at her boobs, didn't she, Eric?

Nicole, Maybe? The comments want to know your guesses as to blind items #2 and #3.

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