The No See: Marissa Cooper might have been a hell-raiser in TJ, but Mischa Barton blames the tabloids for perpetrating the image of the wild child. If we didn't know better, we'd suspect she inherited some of Julie Cooper Nickel Atwood's fiery nature.

Pulp Non-Fiction: Okay, sometimes we just have to point out the weird cosmic connections: Bruce Willis' daughter Rumer was caught in a drug sting, as was the guy who played Zed, the guy Bruce Willis killed in Pulp Fiction. If the universe had a sense of humor, it would have been the same drug sting, but alas, it was not. We still suspect Marcellus Wallace might be behind at least one of them.

Big Girl on Campus: Why are fat girls less likely to go to college? The theories seem suspect but whatever the reason, anecdotally, we can testify that the only fatass in the community showers in our dorm is the one writing this sentence.

Are Those Hot Dogs? Americans get so much crap about our eating habits, but this cardiac arrest from the Japan Pizza Huts makes Wendy's Baconator look like a stick of celery.

Dear Julia Roberts: When you use your pocketbook to hide your perfectly natural, slightly round and maternal post-partum tum from the cameras, you are letting the terrorists win. Fight the power! (P.S. We totally suspect that Felicity chick has a robotic uterus for it to have snapped back like that four minutes after pushing out a little dumpling. We're a little freaked by her, actually.)

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