The Osbourne Supremacy: Our girl Kelly Osbourne looks uber cute with the parasol. Apparently, she is going to be taking the role of Matron "Momma" Morton in the London staging of the musical Chicago (reprising the role played by Queen Latifah in the movie). A case of miscasting, if you ask us. She's totally a Roxie.

The Other Kelly: Was posing as Mandy Moore on this month's Elle cover, but refreshingly like herself (not fat!) on the upcoming cover of Self. Also, she's already thinking toward her 2008 album.

The Science of Bigotry: Looks like there might actually be an evolutionary basis for fat prejudice. Or someone's trying to justify the fact that they're an asshole. It's a better reason than these random generalizations about why weight should be a factor in determining a person's ability to be a good parent.

Absolutely Nuts: We're not going to have a screaming pointless freakout about it or anything (summary: ads tend to overstate the potential impact of their product) but rather, isn't food emotional enough? Et tu, peanut farmers?

Method Acting: Matt Damon admits that it was totally not a good idea to get down to heroin-chic weight for a role, because it made him shaky and weird. It makes you wonder how half of Hollywood is able to walk in a straight line, doesn't it?

Aren't You Sweet? Sugar gets a bad rep all the time, but it's not always bad.

Manhands: We know it's just a trick of perspective, but the way this photo makes it look like Amy Winehouse is holding a gigantic lollipop with a freakishly large ape hand is sort of entertaining. (Of course, TMZ wants to pretend that it's all she's eating. Whatevs.)

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