mmm.....

Marry: Sirius Black

Fuck: Alan Ric...I mean Severus Snape

Kill: Remus Lupin, I don't dig body hair.

marry: remus lupin, he reminds me of john keating from dead poets society.
fuck: sirius black, he's so rock and roll.
kill: severus snape. sorry, somebody had to draw the short straw!

I'm still distracted and disturbed by how attractive I found Daniel Radcliffe to be in the latest movie. I mean, ew! He's barely legal, and I'm 35. I feel creepy. And yet, he's strangely attractive... It's puzzling to me because I'm usually struck by older men on the big screen.

Ok, I'll go back to drooling over the guys my own age (I'm looking at you, Clive Owen!) and the older men I'm always attracted to (Pierce Brosnan and the like).

Marry: Remus Lupin -- Mr. Chips sensitivity and wolfman passion rolled into one
Fuck: Severus Snape -- but maybe he has to wash his hair first
Push over the cliff: Serius -- those tattoos -- blech!

Basing this on the books and not the movies I'll go with:

Fuck: Sirius... he seems angry and in a good way.
Marry: Snape... I have my slightly spoilerish reasons.
Fuck: Lupin... I can't kill him!

This is a tough one!

Fuck: Snape, many many times
Fuck then kill: Sirius
Marry and fuck: Lupin

Just because we're discussing the wizarding world doesn't mean that you get to transmogrify the rules of MFK! Remember: there are only two rules. You must assign each person in the triad to one category apiece, and there is no blurring of lines, which means separate but distinct categorizations. If you're marrying someone, you don't get to fuck them, and this "fuck then kill" thing is just hijinx.

Oh this is a tough one.

Marry: Sirius Black
Fuck: Severus Snape (again & again & again)
Kill: Remus Lupin.

and by kill I mean fuck.