So you're fat, right? That must mean that you have a wicked sweet tooth, and if you're on a diet, you need some low-fat, reduced calorie Ding Dongs, or you will die. Except Poppy says "what the fuck?" She has a "deep-fried tooth," and where the hell is her Weight Watchers mozzarella stick?

Your body so often feels public when you are overweight, and it seems like everyone feels free to comment about your efforts, your progress, your lack of progress. Grumpy Chair Dieter wonders if she's being oversensitive about it.

Nicole is back! And she hates swimsuits, but loves Harry Potter, sugar-free Jell-O, and you.

Sometimes it's all brought home to you, how much you've done, and how far you've come. Vickie explores the miles and miles underground that make up the Mammoth Cave.

Our bodies are so fucking weird. Our minds are even weirder. Beula knows what we're talking about.