Do you remember the 80's? Let's refresh: Reagan was in the White House and the cinemas were filled with movies that referenced our obsession and fear of the Cold War, from Red Dawn to War Games to Enemy Mine (Louis Gossett Jr may have looked like a Sleestack, but we all knew that he was symbolically a Rooskie) The Berlin Wall came crumbling down in 1989, but until then, we all understood that we had a common enemy: the Russians. And on our commercials, we cackled with delight at everything from their way of life to their fashion shows. 

So, let's do the math: Capitalism=Desirable. US models=thin. Communists=Undesirable. Communist models=overweight. If these statements are true, then being overweight=_______?

a) You Are A Communist
b) You Are A Capitalist
c) You Are Undesirable
d) You Are Desirable

Be prepared to use a No. 2 pencil and show your work in the comments section.