From the Cameron Diaz Institute for Anti-Hot Prejudice, here's an eye-opening look at the devastating cruel reality that hot blondes face every day. They never get to just stand around at clubs, holding their friends' purses. They always get promoted before the ugly people and when they are, people assume it's because they're sleeping with the CEO. Sure, it's easy for Tyra to put on a fat suit, but this woman deserves a Pulitzer for investigative journalism while strapping on a pair of fake purple tits and what must be Body Perks.