Poor Ange: "Oh, but that's boring!" the media squawks back to Angelina Jolie's reminder that she's lost weight while grieving. "Instead we'll say that you're in competition with Posh Spice! Or Aniston! Angie, give us your best pout!"

Been There, Done That: We love how this LA Times article acts as though chubby geek boys (our favorite kind) invented the diet blog.

Bonsai Starlets: Sometimes it's hard to realize the extent of Hollywood dwarfism until you see these genetic hybrids to scale. Check out this picture of Calista Flockhart standing next to her 7-year-old Liam. And that kid looks short for his age!

Cheering Squad Needed? We've been watching and waiting for this girl's unveiling of her new bod after a year on Weight Watchers, but the deadline came and went with no reveal. Maybe she needs some more encouragement? You go girl!

Nothing Comes Between Us and Our Calvin Klein: The hot designer will be expanding his plus size line. A good move, since most plus size girls do earn money and are sorely neglected in the fashion arena.

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