Fergilicious: Despite conventional wisdom, some magazine covers apparently don't need much tweaking from reality.

We Hate It When That Happens: Whoops, those Photoshop crazy folks at Playboy are so intent on creating the impossible woman that they even removed this one's belly button. Or maybe she's just a clone.

Kat's Meow: Damn it, Katharine McPhee! Even when you're stumbling down the people mover with zero makeup, contacts out and crazy airplane hair, you still look refreshingly gorgeous.

98 Pound Weakling: According to this, Angelina Jolie is down to 98 pounds, which, at 5'8", gives her a BMI of 14.9, a far cry from the healthy range between 18.5 and 24.9. Note to Brad: this might be a good time for an intervention. Just a thought.

Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down: We all multitask while stuck at the office for eight plus hours a day, but now you can tripletask. Picture it: Stuck on a conference call, reading blogs (cough) and also exercising your tootsies on your Webble.

Posh Has Old Man Feet: Does this mean after Vickie B has bunion surgery that she'll strut around in Birkenstocks and Danskos?

55 Is The New 35: Dayam! Lynda Carter still looks superfine. Clearly she and Sela Ward are keeping the secret to themselves and not sharing it with the rest of us, or clearly Kim Basinger wouldn't look like she's been dragged behind a truck.



2 Comments

Leah said:

I *heart* Lynda Carter. She was my first girl-crush ever. I still think she's the hottest lady that ever rocked the TV screen.

Oh, how I wanted to be her when I was 10 - high-waisted panties and all!

Poppy said:

Ouch! Kim Basinger used to always look so luscious and her skin so luminous. Not anymore. I guess praying to the skinny gods has its price.

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