Bitch, Please: Cameron Diaz is complaining that she's the victim of prejudice because she's pretty and also says that people who weigh 300 pounds are ugly. She's so cute, with her little words!

Sweeping View: Whoopi Goldberg will be claiming Rosie's vacant spot on The View. We had our fingers crossed for Courtney Love.

Summer Lovin': We sort of adore Rachel Bilson, even though she dumped Seth Cohen (aka Adam Brody, who is probably nothing like Seth Cohen in real life, but whatEVER). Not only is she cute as a fucking bug, but she's always seen eating totally normal food.

The Secret: No, not that one that Oprah's raving about. If you're having a tough time sticking to an exercise program, the trick is to tailor it to fit your personality, and you'll be more likely to stick to it.

Proof Is in the Pudding Pops: A sad 80% of advertising on the kid's channel Nickelodeon is for junk food. Could you imagine the health revolution if apples had the advertising budget of Oscar Mayer's Lunchables?

Double Love: What's this, a flattering comment about Serena Williams's juicy double in a bikini? Is this the winds of change?

Katie's New Gig: Our girl crush Kate Winslet is the new face of Lancome, which means that we will be able to gaze upon her lovely visage on Tresor ads starting this September. Too bad Tresor smells like old lady pee.

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