Mario: Fuck, with eyes closed
Alton: Marry, because I think he's hot. Really, I do.
Flay: Kill, in a painful manner involving hot pokers.

Mario: Fuck. And hope that he would want to be friends thereafter.

Alton: Marry. For the same reasons Editrix stated above.

Flay: No more chillin' and grillin'. Just killin'. And maybe submit him as the Secret Ingredient du jour.

Fuck: Mario
Marry: Alton--Hell, yeah! Smart is sexy.
Kill: Flay. Just too annoying to live.

Marry Alton!

um....was there another part to this question?...I got distracted by the Alton lust.

Fuck - Mario, but only after he makes me dinner.

Marry - Alton, geeks are hot.

Kill - Bobby Flay, as painfully as possible.

Alton: fuck - cause he's got the science down
mario: marry - cause he seems like he would make me laugh and that is the secret ingredient to a good marriage!
flay: kill - cause he's an annoying twat - oops can i type that one?!

Mario: Marry, and never have to cook again.
Alton: Fuck, because he's one seriously yummy geek.
Flay: by name, and flay to death. Or have Gordon Ramsey and Anthony Bourdain beat him to death with the sheer power of their disdain.

Kill: Flay.
Fuck: Mario
Marry: do I have to?

Marry: Mario
Fuck: Alton
Kill: Bobby Flay

Marry: Alton--he's intelligent, witty, sexy and cute!

Fuck: Mario--LOVE the long hair!

Kill: Flay in the most painful way possible please!

F: Alton, love the science behind his food, but I've tasted some and it's crap.

Marry: Mario, he comes across as very smart and his food rocks. I think I could steer it a bit healthier.

Kill: Flay - he's a fool

Marry- Mario- he's just MORE of everything

F- Alton- It was close, but I made my choice

Kill- Flay- awwww, couldn't I just catch and release him? Don't need to see him dead.