Weetabix: So! Elastic Waist this week...

Anne: It was a festival of delights!

Weetabix: Brooke had a video about herb salad, which is hardly boring. And our delightful Sarah schooled us with food cures that make me laugh.

Anne: I want to get sick, just so Sarah can come cure me with chocolate and sweetness.

Weetabix: I love the random video still. She's looking all grateful at the apple.

Anne: She's saying: Thank you so much, man. I hate that fucking doctor.

Weetabix: Always sticking a speculum up my hoo ha.

Anne: And then you go HOO HA! That was cold!

Weetabix: Let's change the subject, because I'm clenching. I tasted a lot of energy bars this week.

Anne: Oh my God. You poor thing.

Weetabix: They were all awful, but one was the most awful.

Anne: We rely on you to tell us these things. You are throwing yourself on the protein bar bomb for us.

Weetabix: Way to increase the stress level for me. Now I have to try more and more energy bars, all in the name of science.

Anne: At least we're not asking you to taste test vegetable smoothies.

Weetabix: And meanwhile, over on Body of Work? You were hot.

Anne: Why, thank you! Wait, that's not what you meant. Goddamn it.

Weetabix: Well, you're always hot. But also, you were hot.

Anne: Fucking New York. Right now? This second? I AM STILL HOT. Also, hot.

Weetabix:: It's early Friday morning! How could it be hot there now?

Anne: It is! I am a delicate flower!

Weetabix: Speaking of hot, Danielle talks about sweating her ass off while working on home improvement, in our One From the Vault series.

Anne: I love this series so much. It makes me happy that we can be a platform for all these web writers I dig, who have such good stuff to say.

Weetabix: We're so fortunate that we're all so diverse, but share this commonality.

Anne: Did you just call me common?

Weetabix: If you have to ask...