Kristina has got the cure for what ails ya. We would like an order of one through seven, inclusive, please.

More Beth Ditto, please! On Big Fat Deal, mo pie talks about Ditto's sassy naked cover, and got hooked up with a link to the band's awesome music for free, legal download. Sweet.

Fitness Fixation takes all the diet-and-exercise news we feel like we're supposed to be slogging through, and gets to talk about blowing out your ass in the recap. That's our kind of news reportage.

Want to know a little bit more about gastric bypass surgery? C has an excellent FAQ for you, with questions you might not have even thought to ask.

Sarah's got an exercise for you. Go, now.