The Rotund knows that when you've got a swimming pool full of clear blue water and a beautiful cabana boy, there sure isn't any fucking point worrying about what you look like in a swimsuit.

Holy crap, it's hot out. Strip down to that bathing suit and indulge in this recipe that Heidi assures us is the best frozen yogurt you'll ever eat in your entire life. And that is enough for us.

Magazines try to tell us how to hide our "flaws" (too tall? Too curvy?) and be the best trendy little muffins we can be! Too Fat for Fashion wants to know, who the hell died and appointed them the arbiter of what a flaw is?

Kelly susses out the real food-eating-nutrition tips that might actually work. And then talks about Pap smears. We knew there's a reason we want to listen to her.

Anne finds every-day inspiration in the most unexpected of places.