No, pretty lady. You clearly aren't to be trusted, since you're walking by the ice cream shop. Only little boys get to have ice cream, don't you know, because girls must watch their figure. The helpful male narrator will intervene and remind you that you need some will power, in the form of gum. It's only 6 calories, which will save you hundreds of calories every day. By chewing gum, you are not only pleasing the male narrator but if you would have had ice cream, goodness knows your handsome beau wouldn't have been able to physically lift you up in his arms like the lithe frail thing you must be. That's it. Chew the gum. There now, isn't that better than never attracting a man and then dying alone and being eaten by your 17 cats?