The Next Name We Are Going to Call: Okay, so we sort of love Tyra, because she's a little kooky, can model like a mofo and downright admits that she likes ribs, y'all, but  Time's 100 Most Influential People? In the "Heroes and Pioneers" section along with Oprah Winfrey? Really? Janice Dickinson must have been busy that day.

If You Feel Old, Don't Read This: It's been a puke-inducing 20 years since Dirty Dancing hit the movie theaters? That can't be right. Really? We love that movie because the least pretty girl in the whole film ends up with the best boyfriend, a bunch of sweaty sex and a kick-ass dance lift in front of her parents. We'll wager that Robbie the Waiter is still an ass-kissing tool and that nobody would ever, not ever, dare put Baby in the corner.

Nut-tacular: We're pretty sure that if you dip them in chocolate, pistachios are still totally good for you.

Hamburglar: Did you know that hamburgers needed their own month? Since our favorite foods don't seem to get a month, we are declaring May to be Sushi Month as well. And also that today is Unagi Day. We can't wait for the Rainbow Roll parade.

Triple Threat: Princess Fiona has always been one of our favorite cartoon characters because she rocked out no matter what size or color she was, and okay, we're a little weirded out by the fact that she's going to be a baby mama.

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