Tomorrow Is Another Day: Scarlett Johansson wants us to not worry about getting older, since it doesn't matter anyway. Just drink water and have incredibly gorgeous parents that pass on their DNA so that you have amazing features. What's so difficult about that?

File This Under WTF: How perfect must you already be if you're concerned about whether or not your pinkie toe looks fat? Um, can anyone say, "bitch crazy"?

5 Super Bad for You Foods: If you love bacon the way that we love bacon, you should probably just move along and skip to the next item. Go on. Nothing to see here. So for the rest of you, man, bacon lovers are so screwed!

Namaste on the Runway:  In India, the runway models rock their curves and designers feel that their saris look best with a little bit of ass cleavage.

Play Ball! The Bosu Ballast Ball is not only fun to say, but it looks like fun too. Plus, if the instructor is annoying, you could probably get the class to have a kick-ass session of dodge ball.

Boobs Ain't Biscuits: Is this advertisement for Wonderbra very sexist? Or absolutely brilliant? After all, who the hell needs to cook, with or without a great rack? We're very torn on this one.

Ready for Its Closeup? Taking pictures of food porn is easy. Taking pictures of the leftover beef stew in the back of your refrigerator? Now that's art.

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