No Fatties Allowed: Nicole Richie's party invitation warns female guests that their weight better not be triple digits or they won't be allowed in. Oh, wait, that's her attempt at humor. Except it's only funny if it's not true, Nicole darling.

Techno Maki: If you're like us, then you love to people watch at restaurants. Check out this footage shot by placing a camera on the conveyor belt at a sushi restaurant.  Damn, now we're craving unagi.

Respect the Pigs Feet: Aretha Franklin is the latest celeb to call Jenny Craig, but complains that Jenny is being stingy with the pigs feet. No, we are not making that up.

Clean Plate Club: If you read the Washington Post, you already know that Sally Squires is a total nut job, but the idea of family dinners lowering the risk of kids with fucked up eating habits? Makes perfect sense to us.

Hogs and Heifers: Which is cooler, this gigantic hog recently discovered in Georgia? Or the cow that gives skim milk, which makes a form of butter that is soft even when it's cold. Hmmm...no more ripped toast or a truckload of bacon? We know Aretha Franklin's vote, but these are hard decisions, y'all.

Such a Fucking Rock Star: Beth Ditto is on the cover of the latest issue of NME. And she's NEKKID!!! From the interview: "You can't hate a person for dieting, and you can't blame a person for feeling shit about themselves. You have to blame the machine that feeds it, the thing that makes people feel like that. There are lots of things that are part of that machine, and it's too easy to lay the blame at the feet of women--men don't know what it feels like to be a woman and be expected to look a particular way all the time." LOVE HER! (Check back here tomorrow for a Rant on Beth's interview)

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