La Lohan Likes Pole Dancing: Celebs are exploring new techniques to give them the toned hot and lubed bodies normally seen in strip clubs. If fitness clubs start installing dance poles in the weight room, though, we predict many injuries when the muscle-clad drop their He-Man weights on their own feet.

Blow Jobs Have No Calories: Has obsession with F-A-T really surpassed our fascination with S-E-X? And more importantly, do we avoid being on top because we don't want to worry about our bellies jiggling?

Professional Binge Eaters: Have you ever wondered how Gal Stone can push through 900 hot dogs in one sitting? She's so tiny! We suspect she had her stomach surgically removed and replaced with the stomach of a blue whale.

Get a Clue: This girl was banned from college because she's anorexic. Because yeah, that's going to make her eat. What would they say about Angelina Jolie?

Home-Made Food: You must check out these amazing pictures of model houses and dioramas made entirely out of French fries and cookies. This is not your grandmother's gingerbread house!

Famous Fat-to-Fit Folk: One easy way to resurrect your career is to lose weight and then get a weight-loss sponsorship. If only Monica Lewinsky had listened to Jenny Craig, she might have had a three picture deal with Dreamworks by now.

What's Behind That Face: Check out the photos of the beautiful people without makeup! The Office's Rashida Jones and The OC's Rachel Bilson are gorgeous with or without Cover Girl, while we barely recognize Eva Longoria.

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