Friend Of TomKat: Leah Remini is mysteriously hooked into the illuminati of Hollywood, but we think we know why: Isn't this the girl you'd want to get pedis with?

There's No Such Thing as Healthy Ramen Noodles: It's one thing to remind people that the cost of healthy food is the reason that the working poor are fat, but it's another thing to live on just $21 of groceries a week. Could you do it?

Weird McLogic: We already told you about criticism that Shrek is used in healthy eating and anti-obesity PR while also shilling toaster pastries and sugary cereals, but this month, McDonald's is hiring the green ogre to hock their Apple Dippers. Didn't this character eat a bunch of grubs normally? Also, is it just us or does Shrek remind you of Vin Diesel too?

Loving Your Granny Wings: Why fix your flaws? You don't have any. After all, J.Lo admitting that she kind of liked her big butt was one small step for her, but a giant leap for bootykind!

Feel-Good Moment of the Day: Nicki Blonsky is about to be super famous and watching this former ice cream scooper break into a spectacular a cappella performance in the middle of a Coldstone Creamery makes you want to stand up and do the Roach.

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