We Vote for Normal: Have we gotten so accustomed to looking at Lollipop Heads that we don't even remember what normal looks like? Kelly Clarkson is refreshingly normal-sized, but maybe the horizontal stripes are throwing everyone off?

Sky's the Limit: We love Jackie Warner's Work Out reality show on Bravo and love the idea behind her new line of clothes for working out (if we see one more shadow of asscrack through threadbare leggings at the gym, we will scream), but too bad that they only go up to size L. Maybe Jackie has a suggestion on what we're going to wear while working out in order to fit into those cute clothes?

Lose 100 Pounds in Three Minutes: This plus-sized model with a biteable bubble is transformed into a tiny little starlet with the few clicks of the mouse. Unbelievable!

Beam Me Up, Scotty: Some critics think that Leonard Nimoy's view on the lovely female form in every size is "highly illogical," but Nimoy says, "And the cruelest part of it is that these women are being told, 'You don't look right.'"  Don't you totally have a crush on Mr. Spock now?

Impersonal Chefs: Has Kirstie finally talked you into calling Jenny? Check out these ratings before you pick up that phone.

Such a Pretty Face: Worried about the size of your ass before a blind date? Don't. It's your cute dimples and adorable eyes that get your date's heart pumping.