Miss Jackson If You're Nasty: You can automatically tell how old a person is by how they think of Janet Jackson. Do you think of A) the little girl on Good Times, B) big hair and a single key on her earring, C) the original "Boobs In Hands" girl on that issue of Rolling Stone, or D) Official Us Weekly Poster Girl for YoYo Dieting. (BTW, she's thin again.) (And looks strikingly like a wax figure in the picture to the left.)

What to Get the Girl Who Has Everything: Love bacon so much that you just want to rub it all over your naked body? Okay, it's just us and we're seeking help for our issues, but until then, it's not wrong if we're using bacon soap!

Living la vida Boca Burger: Methylcellulose sounds like a really hot new club in the Meatpacking District. But it's not.

Obesity Epidemic: It's one thing to worry about what kids should be eating, but do you ever wonder what the kid actually eats?

Tyra's Boys Like Some Cushion: It's so cute that they had to actually provide a little definition for "muffin top". We'd like to also see the synonyms for "bootylicious?"

Victoria's Secret: We give her a lot of shit, but this is funny as hell and makes Victoria almost seem cool. Also, if they let some air out of that doll, the resemblance would be striking.

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