Say No to Mom Jeans: First Mischa, then Jessica and now Fergie? Weren't the '80s bad enough? Do we really need to go back to the day of the 16-inch zipper? When will the madness end?

Anatomy Lesson: No doubt that Nicole Richie is totally the poster girl for celebrities who take dieting way too far, but this? Ouch. Is that the reason she's looking like she's maybe finished a muffin or two recently?

Rosie O'Donnell Back on Dumbass Wagon: Wait a second, now pregnant women aren't accountable if they talk out of their ass?

Delicious Ass: We're totally sending a box of these chocolates to our favorite frenemies. Hi! Suck it! Love, Us!

Beer Gut: Worried about drinking all of your calories? Don't! It's International No Diet Day this weekend. Oh, fine, if you're really curious, here are the lightest ways to get your drink on, so now you can eat that large pizza by yourself without guilt. Don't forget the extra cheese.

Christina Applegate's Vacation Pictures: We all know that there's a high price for fame and fortune, but can you imagine some random dude in a wrinkled T-shirt, stalking you with zoom lens on the beach, finger poised over the shutter just praying that your suit will slip because nipple or ass crack shots pay double a standard bikini picture. Thankfully, the paparazzi doesn't give a shit about blogs. Unless you're Dooce, that is.

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