Welcome to Reality, Ms. Spelling: Tori Spelling is shocked that her baby weight didn't get delivered along with the baby. ("Congratulations! It's a boy! And there's also a 40-lb. bag of fat and cellulite.") Sorry, Clueless, but what do you think the rest of humanity has been talking about all this time? Poor little rich girl.

Check Out the Tits on That One: Beijing artist Shu Yong has sculpted gigantic disproportionate breasts in commentary to the growing Chinese fascination with implants and wants the women of the world to just be happy with their original equipment. Warning: this video shows cartoonishly huge images of boobs and uses the word "breast" a lot, so if you've got a nosy neighbor at work, this probably isn't safe.

Caveat Emptor: Those diet drug testimonials always sound so convincing. That's because some of them are complete bullshit.

Twigs Need Not Apply: In the tradition of O-Town, the Pussycat Dolls and the Backstreet Boys, music execs in the UK are having auditions for a new band. The twist? They're calling it the Real Girl Band and are only auditioning girls who are larger than the equivalent of a U.S. size 8. Somehow we don't think Beth Ditto is losing any sleep over this.

Fatster: Those social networking sites like LinkedIn and Friendster are getting even more specialized. Check out Fat Secret, a community that wants to grow while its members shrink.

Lose Ten Pounds Instantly: Well, virtually, anyway. Take a picture and get an idea of what you'd look like after the gym reps kick in.

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