Rosanna, Rosanna: While we're not crazy about her choice of bikini (because really, it does look like a sports bra and a Vicky's 5 for $25 panty), Rosanna Arquette looks incredible at 47, and who doesn't get a little poochy from a few too many umbrella drinks while on vacation?

Dieting Does Not Work: In other news, it's totally not possible to get pregnant off of a toilet seat. Also, there is no Easter Bunny.

Your Country's So Fat: One guess as to the fattest country in all the land. Hint: It's not Japan.

You Can Never Be Too Rich: But you can be too thin. Get Allegra Versace a hot fudge sundae and some reassurance, stat.

Vegging, Out: Clearly you weren't listening when your mother told you to eat your Brussels sprouts. Maybe because Brussels sprouts tend to be fucking disgusting. It still counts if you cover them in, say, lemon juice or maybe chocolate sauce, right?

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