Thank You! Posh admits that she doesn't have a good relationship with food. Suddenly, we like her again. And can stop sucking in our stomachs around David Beckham. Heh. As if.

Are You Feeling Okay? Ever wonder if you really do have that thing that's going around? Search your neighborhood! Caution: repeated exposure to this site will cause hypochondria! But it will also give you some very realistic excuses for the next time you call in sick.

My Bad at Sports Ass: This is a brilliant take on the self-hate talk that we perpetuate on ourselves. Wow. Just wow.

Easing Your Wheezing: Got Asthma? Try pranayamas! That's right, yoga can relieve asthma symptoms as well as give you an ass that could crack a walnut. Not that you care to do such a thing of course. What does one do with an ass-cracked walnut anyway?

Ten Ways to Cheat Death: Hey! Got our attention. Fine, we'll eat more vegetables and get some exercise already. No need to be so Emo about it!

Fierce! Work it! You can always tell when Tyra is out of her element because she tries to do something zany and usually hits about two feet off the mark. Now she's attacking Rosie's boobs and cackling like a loon. Really, Tyra, go back to the premodels. Somewhere we think Naomi Campbell is laughing wickedly.

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