Life in Owen's Muscular Shadow: If we were playing "Marry, Fuck or Kill" between Owen, Luke and say, Ben Stiller? Luke's definitely the marrying kind, and it would be a hard toss as to which of the leftovers are pushing up daisies. And the fact that he's getting a complex about Owen makes him irresistible!

Lots of Boobies: Who wouldn't get a distorted view of girlie bits when you only get to look at the overinflated ginormo boobs of strippers, porn stars and Pamela Anderson? Jane magazine takes a look at the lovely normal breasts of our sisters, friends and coworkers. How refreshing! (Unless you give mammograms for a living, this link is probably not safe for work.)

This Probably Pisses off Paris: Nicole Ritchie is starting to look healthier. Does this finally put to rest those rumors that she had a very inappropriate gastric bypass surgery?   

Got Beef Jerky? Some people think female bodybuilders don't look feminine, but that's just because they don't use enough cerulean blue frost eye shadow.

Excel While Squatting: Our walk during lunch hour makes us very uncool, but at least no one calls us "Gargoyle Girl" in the cafeteria.

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