Cheers to Natural Beauty: Kirstie Alley lost so much weight that she's revealed that she has some some saggy skin around her tum, but her contract with Jenny Craig forbids any surgical modifications of any kind. So that's why she wore control top pantyhose on Oprah last year!

File This Under Duh: The magic bullet for weight loss? Eat fewer calories. No, really. We're as shocked as you. And yet, we just need to keep repeating it.

Don't Forget a Big Pretzel, Fat Guys: We wonder if they would receive the same response if this were a fat girl instead of a guy.

A Slave 4 U: Psychologists are saying that dieting is the new master, which means that we suspect BDSM collars will be the new hot accessory in 2008.

Red Carpet Crash Dieting: Ever wonder what those starlets must be doing to themselves when they suddenly drop 20 pounds in time for a red carpet event? This very cute reporter puts herself to the test... with scary results!

Equality? Alongside the starlets who dare to bare all, it's about time that Brandon Davis takes a hit for his manboobs. And Lohan and Paris like him for what reason exactly?

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