Beckinsale Represents: In this month's Glamour, Kate says "anorexia, alcoholism and drug abuse in teens are more about what is happening in the home than a problem with images in the media. It's the nice girl's way of becoming a crack whore. It means they are in some kind of pain that needs to be addressed."

They're Real and They're Fabulous: We used to make jokes about L.A. in 50 years, with all of these women tooling around with their walkers while sporting a pair of Pamela Andersons, but apparently the teensy women sporting a pair of hardened grapefruits are getting so prevalent in Hollywood that girls with original hooters are a curiosity.

No Doubt Those Are Fake: Jenna Jameson is losing fans along with her natural assets. Believe us, it's all we can do to refrain from making a joke about swallowing.

What, No Elevator? We laughed at this, but then we went to the gym and waited for five minutes to get the good parking spot close to the door.

Not Going Anywhere for Awhile? Combine two seasons of The Office DVD's and one 16,000 calorie Snickers Bar and you've got one very satisfying weekend of guilty pleasures.

Being Famous Makes You Stupid: Check out the idiotic things that celebrities do to try to lose weight. Makes our week of Slim-Fast delirium seem somewhat sane. P.S. No matter what the label says, it is NOT a chocolate malt.

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