The People Vs. Cindy Adams: Courtney Love does not look great. We can't believe we're saying this, but she might actually look worse now than when she was on drugs.

Key What Now?  Are you ready to Qigong? You almost have to take a class, just so that you can nonchalantly drop it into conversation at cocktail parties. (By the way, the proper pronunciation is CHEE-kung.)

So Yesterday: Hilary Duff has admitted in a recent Cosmo Girl article that she was too thin. We hope she's made a few runs at In-N-Out Burger now because the Duff's rictus grin was starting to freak us out.

No More Fat Jeans? Scientists have discovered the fat gene. We're still waiting on the gene that makes us repelled by fudge-covered Oreos.

Look out Fergie: Macy Gray's new fashion line for the in-between girls sizes 10-18, will be called...wait for it...Humps. No. Really. Humps. We're guessing "More Cushion for the Pushin'" was already taken.

Toning Up to Get Jennifer back? Why doesn't anyone crucify Vince Vaughn when his weight fluctuates from his love of brewskis and polkas kielbasas? Honestly, we think the reason we crush on Vince is because he is the anti-Brad Pitt.

The comments wonder, would you rather spend a Saturday night on the sofa watching DVDs with Vince or Brad?

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