Super Hold Action: Does it make you old if they are remaking movies you remember seeing in the theater? Nikki Blonsky looks great as Tracy Turnblatt and we think John Travolta should be required by law to dance in every movie he makes. It's just a bonus that he dances while wearing high heels.

Seriously, Pinch Us: First we told you that chocolate was good for you and now we find out that boozy fruit drinks are actually better for you than a Jamba Juice smoothie. What's next? Maybe we'll find out that bacon erases stretch marks!

Fattening Your Stock Portfolio: Dieting is a multi-million dollar industry and with all of the news about the rise in obesity, one segment of the population is definitely feeling the weight: investors in diet companies. Check out this phat investment strategy.

Bait and Switch: You know those guys on Match.com who say they're five inches taller and 50 pounds lighter than they actually are? Well, if fast food ads showed food the way it actually looks, would you even think about sticking it in your mouth? (Don't stick that Match.com guy in your mouth either.)

Seriously Large Granny Knickers: Wearing girdles are old news but wearing them is no longer for the Bingo and Parcheezi set. Bridget Jones could have told you that.

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