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CELEBS
04.13.2007
BY WEETABIX
Calista Flockhart Finds New Love: Pasta. See, Calista, carbs make you happy! Old love Han Solo is still hanging around too, go figure. My Thigh Is More Than 16 Inches: Dear Dita Von Teese, you are gorgeous. Seriously. Gorgeous. But corseting your riveting bod to such extremes? Hon, that's why women used to faint and be considered the weaker sex. What Your Gym Doesn't Want You to Know: Note to self--stock the gym bag with some hand sanitizer, because the only thing worse than cooties is SWEATY cooties. One Day at a Time: Now that cute as a bug Valerie Bertinelli is going to be the new Jenny Craig spokesperson, using your TiVo to blip through commercials is going to require some skill. You know you're rooting for her. So Crazy it Just Might Work: Not really, because these hilarious fictional diet plans are as fake as a TrimSpa testimonial. Still, we wouldn't be surprised if the tabloids claim that the Shallow Hal diet plan is the next great thing. 3 CommentsLeave a comment |
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Oh man, definitely on the hand sanitizer for your gym bag. You do NOT want to pick up a MRSA infection (says the girl who ended up on 4 different antibiotics at one time because of one), and it's rampant in locker rooms and gyms.
The gym I go to actually has hand santitizer dispensers mounted on the walls at several locations throughout. I just need to remember to use them!!
Thanks for that link, Anne - there's a lot of other important info in there.
On that other note w/Ms. Bertinelli, does that mean that Ms. Alley has lost her endorsement deal? I don't think she's going to like that!