Remember when diet soft drinks had to explain what they were about, in explicit details? With a chorus of male tenors urging you to have a good shape, he wants you to have a good shape, it's good to have a good shape; my god, why won't they stop saying "good" and "shape," and who is this announcer? Is he the guy in the phone booth? Are the raindrops visual representations of his pain? What on earth is a mindsticker? For the love of all that is holy, will someone please make him stop? We're pretty sure that the women keening in the background are being kept in a well by the announcer and are only allowed to drink saccharin-tainted Tab. Run, beach girl, run! We don't want to find out what a mindsticker is!