04.01.2007  BY WEETABIX
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I'm fixated on the abs of one Ms. Gwen Stefani. Why no abs anymore, Gwen? I miss your abs, sweetie. I'm sure that even if they aren't the same as they were before you had little Kingston, your abs are still magical. They deserve to be loved in any condition, a little flabby or toned within an inch of your life. In fact, can I be frank for a moment, Gwen? If you walk around sporting some poochy post-partum abs, my love for you would probably eclipse the sun. Those abs just might bring about world peace, Gwen. World freaking peace. -Weetabix

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