Mo Pie nails exactly what it's like to be fat and hate yourself, to be fat and not hate yourself, to lose weight, and wonder how to reconcile that with who you used to be.

The amazing Pasta Queen kicks all kinds of ass, losing 186 pounds, and lands a well-deserved book deal. High five, man.

Beth is a celebrity journalist, and told to fit her ass on an 8.5 x 11-inch sheet of paper in order to watch fashion shows full of models you could pick your teeth with. She has not killed anyone yet, and she is our hero.

Nicole has discovered the sure-fire secret success plan for making you want to get your ass to the gym. But you're not going to like it.