Taylor Hicks, the creepy, your-drunk-dad-singing-at-a-wedding winner of last year's American Idol, continues the trend Reuben started, and drops 22 pounds. "Am I hot now?" he says. "How about now? No? How about now?"

People! Did you not listen to your parents? Don't date that boy with the motorcycle and the syphilis, and eat your goddamn veggies.

Size zero vs. size 18: the cage match. We know who would win in a hand-to-hand fight. But who wins when two women on opposite sides of the size spectrum defend their bodies? Also, when did we have to start defending our bodies?

Weight loss for grown up ladies--because grown-up ladies know that dessert is a right, and not a privilege.