As if we didn't already know that vitamins were important, if you don't get enough Vitamin B1 you get stupid.

We've always wondered what "detoxifying" really meant! Maybe next month, they can explain what "neutroceuticals" are. Right now, we're thinking that maybe they are teeny tiny robots.

Most celebrities (even Mandy Moore) can't fit into fashion designer samples, which is something to remember next time you feel bad about not being able to squeeze into a Marc Jacobs mini.

We love, love, love Gossip rocker Beth Ditto, but wish we could have run interference before she started smacking on gossip blogger Perez Hilton at SXSW. We hope someone had the good sense to have Purell in that cute purse for after.

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