Liz Hurley's Hot Body:  UK Magazine New Woman polled 5,000 readers on whose body they'd love to live in. Liz Hurley's curves came out on top, with gorgeous non-twig Kate Winslet was number six and Helen Mirren's sexy-after-60 body comes in at 15. A poll on their site shows that 68 percent of readers are mostly happy with their own bodies. Who knew that there was this wellspring of healthy body images across the pond?

Reverse Psychology:  Retailers manipulate consumers by making them feel like the unpopular kids in high school; by playing exclusion tricks--like giving a better deal to men over women, or charging more for plus size versions of smaller size clothing--we gladly fork over the plastic faster than if they didn't tantalize us. Wow, is our face red. Buyer beware!

Tyra Banks Loves Ribs:  Plus-size model Diana was eliminated from this week's America's Next Top Model, reaffirming claims from boyish Renne that anyone over 120 pounds isn't a real model. We're rooting for Whitney, the one curvy girl remaining amidst a house full of painfully thin drama queens.

American Idol Hardbodies:  It was a bad week for chubby contestants of reality shows, as Chris Sligh was voted off American Idol. Did Sanjaya's badly tilting fauxhawk trump Sligh's 'fro?

From Chris Sligh to Kelly Clarkson's Thighs:  We don't know what's more sad: the fact that Kelly Clarkson is on vacation in Hawaii and feels the need to walk around in a muumuu, or the fact that the second she shows an inch of skin, the paparazzi are there to cast judgment about the size of her thighs.

Mini Me:  Sorry, Proenza Schouler, we normally love your designs to death, but airing out your lady bits for the sake of fashion is a serious "Don't." But if you dare to bare anyway, here are some exercise tips for thighs to go with the look.

James Blunt, Eat Your Heart Out:  Just when you are tired of reading a million tired ads about things you need to fix, the world reminds you that you are beautiful.

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