It's makeover week! Tyra herds them into the salon to torture them in the name of modeling. They emerge looking broke-ass, but Tyra believes in her vision. Why wouldn't she? She's Tyra Banks, Supermodel! And she will never, ever, ever let you forget it. Jael, still looking kind of homeless and a little cracked out, gets news from the street that a friend has died of an overdose, while Brittany's Giant Weave hurts like a motherfucker. She bucks up, though, and wins the challenge and the prize--a spread in Seventeen. Sweet.

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And speaking of this week's photo shoot is candy-licious. The kids strip down nekkid, and slather themselves with ice cream. The Public Health Department frowns. Crazy skinny and just-plain-crazy Jaslene rocks her photo, as always, while gorgeous full-figured Diana is uncomfortable being naked, and is accused of being lumpy, which she certainly is not, but she sure could have stood up straight. She frowns boringly.

In the bottom two, Diana continues to frown, but Tyra, having astounded the world when she added two plus-size models to the competition, can't send her home yet. Poor Cassandra, the only one of these girls who ever seemed to know what was going on, is sent home. Self-awareness is such a curse. Stay tuned for next week, when Tyra gives more tips on Dead Eyes and More Neck.